"Hazel Tells LaVerne"

by Katharyn Machan 

Last night

Im cleanin out my

Howard johnsons ladies room

When all of a sudden

Up pops this frog

Musta come from the sewer

Swimming around an tryin ta

Climb up the sida the bowl

So I goes ta flushm down

But sohelpmegod he starts talking

Bout a golden ball

An how I can be a princess

Me a princess

Well my mouth drops

All the way to the floor

An he says

Kiss me just kiss me

Once on the nose

Well I screams

Ya little green pervert

An I hitsm with my mop

An has ta flush

The toilet down three times

Me

A princess